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[Taishi 2: Ju-Jitsu Master]

Better

Just a note: I've been in jiu jutsu since I was eight, and I realize you aren't shooting for realism, but if you want to add a little more validity to these movies, you may want to go to a couple classes (although there aren't many American schools I would recommend, since most have no grasp of Japanese teaching methods), but there was really only one maneuver in the whole movie that even resembled Jiu jutsu, and that was the wrist manipulation move where he tossed the guy to the ground. Jiu jutsu generally has more of a focus on grappling and close quarters combat then hard styles and striking. I'm not saying that they don't teach striking because they do, but it's very secondary. Not trying to be an elitist dick, just saying if you want to send the perception that your character is a Jiu jutsu master, he should use it.

[Taishi - Jujitsu Sword]

Nice

I would have rated it higher if you hadn't had the banner for your company on all the way through the movie. I think you should save that shit for the credits, and the intro, during the films it's distracted and seems a bit exploitive. Just my 2 cents.

[Tribute To Animators]

Heh

Hehe, I do Flash web sites, not Flash videos and I still appreciate the sentiment in this movie. Good work.

[Mr. T Vs Gargamel]

Worst one so far

This movie prevented me from adding you to my favorite authors list. It was alright until the gaybashing started, now you've pretty much lost most the respect I had for you. Oh well, I guess I'm used to it.

[Mr. T Vs Unicron Part II]

Rock on

This is like a huge conglomeration of a thousand inside jokes. It fucking rules.

[How Tupac Was Murdered.]

Hahaha

Fucking awesome. Mr. T owns.

[The Prison Bitch song]

Education time...

Note to InuYashaGT500: I'm an ex con and have done some time in prison. And I will tell you first hand that prison rape is so incredibly fucking rare in real prison, it's mostly treated as a joke in there too. Most prison sex that occurs is done by people who are genuinely homosexuals, and that's their business, there is no rape involved in it. On the rare occasions where prison rape does occur it's meant as a form of degradation, and not anything actually sexual. Meaning that most of the time these people don't do it very much either. So other than the obvious dangers of anal sex (the rectum tears and makes it easier to have fluid to blood contact), these people don't spread disease any faster than anyone else. I'm not condoning rape in any scenerio, but if you talk to many inmates, almost all of them would find this Flash hillarious unless by some happenstance they happened to be the rare victim of a prison rape.

[[ peas ]]

Rock on

That was thoughtful :)

[Grumpy Little Elves]

Hehe

Short but sweet.

[Bush's Letter to Santa]

Nicely done

Heh, Yeah that about sums it up. And to the person who posted before me, Bush gets attacked by people because he does fucked up shit, and he puts himself in a place where many many people are witness to it. So of course he's going to get ripped on by those that have enough brains to see through his shit. And I hardly think a few insults that are derived from opinions formed based on actions that border on tyranny are worthy of death. But thanks for sounding like a fucking Nazi.